Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
Can you guess which organization this is?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. But in modern business (and education and government and churches), because heavy investment factors are taken into consideration, other strategies are often tried with dead horses, including the following:
M: Haven’t I seen you some place before? F: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
M: Is this seat empty? F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine? F: Both. You go to yours and I’ll go mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living. F: I’m a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what’s your sign? F: DO NOT ENTER.
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning? F: Unfertilized.
M: Your body’s like a temple. F: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you. F: But would you stay there?
M: If I saw you naked, I’d die happy. F: If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.